I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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