so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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