Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
only you would photoshop your dick
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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