Heybabeimwearingurpanties
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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