How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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