No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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