i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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