I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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