Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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