Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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