I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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