Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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