i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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