Me. At least after what I've been through.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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