But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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