my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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