your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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