at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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