I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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