Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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