Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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