just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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