I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish you could order shots online.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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