I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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