Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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