plz talk dirty to me
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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