you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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