that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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