Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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