so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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