You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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