He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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