You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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