this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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