Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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