This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We had to coat check the pizza.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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