I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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