Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You may now shotgun with the bride
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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