JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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