I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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