Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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