Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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