I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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