Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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