I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
is that a dick in a sweater?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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