i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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