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  • Submitted by giaffrey on Aug 24, 10 at 11:30am

    Drugs don't kill poeple, roommates kill poeple

  • Submitted by nt252 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:45pm

    Or just not snort coke and pretend it makes you cool dumb fuck

  • Submitted by chinesedumpling on Aug 24, 10 at 12:16pm

    I feel like citric acid wouldn't kill you. Pretty sure it's in sour skittles, pretty sure I snorted that shit four years ago for twenty bucks. I think the room mate will just have a sore throat.

  • Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 24, 10 at 3:46pm

    maybe you shouldn't do coke?

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 26, 10 at 9:18pm

      Drug lectures from the guy called StonedKoala...

      • 18 33
        Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jul 2, 11 at 5:02pm

        Why can't you thumbs-up replies?

        • 12 24
          Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 4:43pm

          Click "Sort Comments By Date", look for the reply, and you can thumbs up/down it.

  • Submitted by hockeyhouse on Aug 24, 10 at 6:04pm

    I think anybody who does coke is a fucking loser...but this is hilarious. Time for a hidden camera.

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    Submitted by 703bitch on Aug 24, 10 at 11:29am

    His nostrils will b on fire!!!

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    Submitted by sharweeeek on Aug 24, 10 at 9:42pm

    Or you could stick to weed.

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    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 24, 10 at 11:32am

    Huh. Not if he is smart enough. Teste it frist. Always. Whenever something is free, easy or found laying around. Always be suspicious.

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      Submitted by ojg15 on Aug 25, 10 at 6:28am

      Mmm, fresh coffee, I think I'll dip my balls in it..

      • 35 55
        Submitted by Creeot on Sep 4, 10 at 11:52am

        I know this comment was a long time ago, but you just made my day! Like I laughed so hard I was crying, drooling, and almost shit myself at the same time

    • 38 59
      Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 26, 10 at 9:21pm

      "Teste"...I know it's called an 8 Ball but you don't have to be so literal

  • 77 68
    Submitted by directrixsr on Aug 25, 10 at 8:25pm

    AWESOME. \nI wish there was something caustic that looked like weed.

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      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jul 2, 11 at 5:04pm

      Watching people smoke oregano and act high is pretty hilarious, though.

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    Submitted by parksbonifay on Aug 24, 10 at 2:19pm

    He should be fine. I know a guy that was tricked into snorting baking soda, he threw up ALOT! However he was fine after a while.

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    Submitted by Jasmine95hun on Aug 25, 10 at 5:24am

    @Brandyn u idiot coke the drug not drink

    • 52 55
      Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 25, 10 at 9:10am

      did u hear they took the word sarcasm out of the dictionary omg lol

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 6:29pm

    Lol "teste"

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    Submitted by fierceness on Aug 25, 10 at 1:36am

    Yeah MissGi--"teste it frist" good plan. WTF?

  • 59 61
    Submitted by amwroth on Aug 24, 10 at 12:49pm

    This is a smart dude right here

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    Submitted by jules4 on Aug 24, 10 at 2:04pm

    Citric acid is in lemons also. He will not die

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 4:45pm

      Caffeine is in tea and coffee, but if you eat the entire contents of a bottle of chemistry-grade caffeine, you'll die.

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    Submitted by lolli13 on Aug 27, 10 at 1:31am

    You are wasting your time. Ppl do drugs get over it. This site wouldnt be as funny if the woeld was sober. And sarcasm! Really ppl. Look it up. Stop takin shit so literal.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by StanSitwell on Aug 24, 10 at 1:08pm

    fake life

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 6:28pm

    Bullshit I just checked. Sarcasm is still in there u liar!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by brandyn on Aug 25, 10 at 2:26am

    Why is he stealing his soda I would do that it to what a dick!

  • 43 53
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 25, 10 at 9:36pm

    Hey nt, coke doesn't make you "cool" it's just really fun sometimes stop being a square... Wattafaggg

  • 50 76
    Submitted by ilovsbigones on Aug 24, 10 at 5:19pm

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Attica on Aug 26, 10 at 3:51am

    It wouldn't kill him...its just citrus. Its in fruit, all kinds of processed food, etc. But it will burn the absolute shit out of his nose and throat.

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    Submitted by ends509 on Aug 25, 10 at 3:34am

    Damn that's fucked lol

  • 39 94
    Submitted by Lishiej on Aug 24, 10 at 8:07pm

    C'mon guys...learn some chemistry. Citric acid is the same thing as vitamin C.

    • 61 71
      Submitted by njb42 on Aug 24, 10 at 8:26pm

      No, vitamin C is ascorbic acid. Citric acid is what gives citrus fruits their flavor.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 4:47pm

      Can't tell if trolling or just took chemistry at 8 in the morning...

  • Submitted by CrazyJenn on Aug 24, 10 at 11:30am

    Oh dear.. He could die ! Either way I guess...

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      Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 24, 10 at 3:58pm

      Your lack of chemical knowledge is quite obvious.