6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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