first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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