You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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